Friday, June 11, 2010

Favorite Jokes

There was a mama tomato rolling through the garden with one of her little tomatoes behind her. The little tomato was dilly-dallying and was starting to lag behind, so the mama tomato turned around and bopped the little tomato on the head and said, "CATCHUP!"

Today is Fun Friday! This week, I think that it would be fun to share some things that make us smile, that make us laugh. When you comment below, please share your favorite joke. Actually, share any joke that you think is fun. Mind benders, word twisters, or just plain silly jokes are all welcome. Keep it rated PG is all I ask.

A frog hopped into a bank, hopped over to a loan officer's desk, and hopped up on the chair. "May I help you?" asked the woman behind the desk.

Seeing that her name was Patricia Whack, the frog replied, "Yes, Ms. Whack. I would like to apply for a loan."

Ms. Whack was a bit taken aback because there was a frog sitting at her desk asking for a loan. "Sir, may I ask your name, and what kind of collateral do you have?"

"My name is Reginald Jagger,and I have this for collateral," he replied as he put a small, pink, ceramic elephant on her desk.

Confused, the loan officer excused herself and told the frog that she would be right back. She went to her manager's office and said, "I am not sure what to do! There is a frog at my desk asking for a loan, and he gave me this little, pink, ceramic elephant as collateral."

The bank manager leaned over to look out his door so that he could see her desk, and then he abruptly sat up and said to her, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. his old man's a Rolling Stone!"


  1. Those were really cute. Here's one for you to ponder. Can a man with no feet run for political office? Can a bald-headed man have a hair raising experience? Can a woman with no feet stand by her man? Can a man with no heart beat around the bush?

  2. Hehe. You have a few jokes in there about people with no feet. It makes me think of that saying: I used to complain that I had no shoes....

  3. Fun Friday indeed! Thanks for that much needed laugh! Here's my contribution from my daughter who was 4 at the time...."Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs!" Her older brothers enjoy bringing this one 'out of the closet' at very public times much to her dismay ;-)

    I look forward to reading more of your blog!
    Many blessings!

  4. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

  5. When you ask about jokes, my head is filled with knock knock jokes. My big monster is stuck on them. She must of heard one at school. I think it is fun, Just seeing her get enjoyment out of a funny little joke.

  6. Ring Leader, I actually laughed at that.

    conkeller, then you are scared three quarters to death.

    howellmonkey, sometimes those are the cutest kind of jokes.