There was a mama tomato rolling through the garden with one of her little tomatoes behind her. The little tomato was dilly-dallying and was starting to lag behind, so the mama tomato turned around and bopped the little tomato on the head and said, "CATCHUP!"
Today is Fun Friday! This week, I think that it would be fun to share some things that make us smile, that make us laugh. When you comment below, please share your favorite joke. Actually, share any joke that you think is fun. Mind benders, word twisters, or just plain silly jokes are all welcome. Keep it rated PG is all I ask.
A frog hopped into a bank, hopped over to a loan officer's desk, and hopped up on the chair. "May I help you?" asked the woman behind the desk.
Seeing that her name was Patricia Whack, the frog replied, "Yes, Ms. Whack. I would like to apply for a loan."
Ms. Whack was a bit taken aback because there was a frog sitting at her desk asking for a loan. "Sir, may I ask your name, and what kind of collateral do you have?"
"My name is Reginald Jagger,and I have this for collateral," he replied as he put a small, pink, ceramic elephant on her desk.
Confused, the loan officer excused herself and told the frog that she would be right back. She went to her manager's office and said, "I am not sure what to do! There is a frog at my desk asking for a loan, and he gave me this little, pink, ceramic elephant as collateral."
The bank manager leaned over to look out his door so that he could see her desk, and then he abruptly sat up and said to her, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. his old man's a Rolling Stone!"