Does your child ever say something that makes you so grateful that you do not have company or so happy that you are not in public?
Boy was in my arms. There was a noise. Boy looked at my hubby and said, "Poppie, you farted."
"What? No, I didn't. Momma did!"
"No, Poppie, you farted."
"No, I didn't! Momma did!"
"No, Poppie, you did!" It is as though Boy is telling my hubby to stop trying to blame me.
The argument went on for a few more rounds, my husband's face full of shock as he protested his innocence and tried not to laugh.
He was innocent.
Why on earth, you may be wondering, am I posting this today? I am sharing it because it is funny. If you do not see the humor, then maybe you do not have children...or maybe you just lack a funny bone. If that is the case, phone your orthopedist today and make an appointment.
If you are horrified because I used the word "fart," then watch and listen to what Brad Stine has to say about the matter.